Archive for March, 2011
The Changing Room Clothes Caper
Posted by Versa Dave in BingBong on March 26, 2011
On Thursday, the new Kohl’s catalogue came in the mail, and with it, came the standard discount coupon, 10%, 20% or 30% off. Whoo hoo…30% off!! I called my mom to go with me, as I often do. Let’s face it, regardless of how good a dad I think I am, I will still never be as cool as I think I am. It helps to have a female’s perspective when getting them new clothes.
Mom had taken Dylen to a skin care party at my sister-in-law’s house for the morning so Rhyen & I met them at Kohl’s on the Rock Road. Dylen is fairly easy to pick clothes out for – you point her to anything with skirts and the colors pink & purple, and she’s happy. Rhyen on the other hand is like a dog doing the pee pee dance – around and around we go until she finds the perfect blend of cool, punk and tomboy. I had already gone into the changing room once for Dylen and she was walking around with Nene looking for a dress. Rhyen and I had a stack of clothes to try on so we headed back to the changing room.
As Rhyen was trying on her clothes, Dylen came back with Nene and was trying on a dress. The changing room wasn’t labeled men or women, so I was standing inside the hallway. My mom is standing down a few doors and she proceeds to tell me that someone took Dylen’s changing room and they were waiting to get into the room to get her clothes out. I got a little irate about this because Mom said she didn’t say anything to the woman in the room and were just waiting patiently until she came out. I’m not that nice and was trying to make sure the woman heard me as I spoke loudly of how rude it was for her to take a little girl’s room. Just then, a Kohl’s store employee came into the hallway and asked that I leave the women’s changing room because a woman felt uncomfortable going into a room with me in the hallway. I tried to tell her that I was there for my daughters and that someone had taken her room with her clothes, but she was insistent. So I stood out of the hallway and let my Mom take care of it.
After a few minutes, Mom came out and said Dylen’s clothes were not in the room. I was losing my patience (as little as that was). Another employee helped my Mom look for the clothes in all the rooms, thinking maybe Dylen had made a mistake about which room she was in. We waited for each room to open, and still no clothes. At this point, I was beginning to get upset. The employees were running around looking for the clothes, checking all of their baskets to make sure that none of them accidentally picked up the clothes thinking they were new ones to be put back. Dylen meanwhile was running around wearing a long sun dress. I called her over to me and lifted the bottom of the dress (that hung to the ground) to expose her feet. Yep, she was wearing her boots. I considered asking her why she put her boots back on after taking her clothes off, but I thought, at least her shoes weren’t stolen.
The search went on for nearly an hour, and I was more than ready to leave. The supervisor at Kohl’s finally said she was very sorry and asked if she could walk Dylen up to the front and pay for the outfit she was wearing. The woman took my name, phone number and a description of the outfit she was wearing. She said she would call me if for some reason the clothes turned up. I was skeptical and could only think, “What kind of sick freak would steal a little girl’s clothes from a changing room in a department store??”. I realize that Kohl’s had nothing to do with Dylen’s clothes being stolen and I certainly am not unreasonable enough to think that it’s their responsibility to keep track of her things while in the changing room; Kohl’s paying for a new outfit was a simple extension of true customer service.
As much as I wanted to leave, each of the girls still needed a pair of shoes. It took another 30 minutes or so to pick up Tony Hawk size 4s and some Twinkle Toes. We made our way to the front of the store, paid for the clothes, and made our way into Snowmageddon Part Deux (yes, by this time there was at least 2 inches on the ground). We sat in the Jeep for a few minutes to get warmed up and let the snow melt off the windshield. Just then, my phone rang with an unknown phone number. I reluctantly answered it, and the woman on the other end said she was from Kohl’s and had found my daughter’s clothes. She explained that a woman had mistakenly picked them up when she gathered her clothes and put them in the bottom of her cart. I wanted to be grateful, but I also wanted to find that woman and point a finger in her face like a mother and say “Well if you hadn’t been so rude as to take someone else’s room, we wouldn’t be in this problem”.
I could give you a lot of different spins on a moral here, but the one that should really stand out is this. Kohl’s Department store went above and beyond today to make up for a bad situation that they didn’t cause. There were at least 5 employees turning every stone in the changing rooms to find Dylen’s clothes. In the end, the simple gesture of paying for a $20 dress reinforced my decision to continue shopping at Kohl’s. Expect Great Things.
P.S. While I waited for employees to search the changing rooms, I was, of course, tweeting and facebooking. Kohl’s nearly immediately responded to my tweets. I have no doubt that had the manager not already agreed to pay for her clothes, the social media team at @Kohls_Official would have taken care of us. Here’s a link to the tweet from Kohl’s.
Beard Goes Bye Bye
Posted by Versa Dave in Versa Life on March 23, 2011
In the past 5 months, I’ve grown to love my beard. It’s become a part of me (literally). But…the masses have spoken…and they said it was time for a shave. I’ll let you in on a little secret though…I was gonna shave even if you told me to keep it. Look at this way. The playoffs are in 7 months so I’ll grow another one.
To Beard Or Not To Beard
Posted by Versa Dave in Versa Life on March 20, 2011
Since November I’ve been toying with the whole “full beard” idea and generally enjoying it. I had attempted full beards in the past but could never get past the itchy scratchy phase. This time I did. And now, I actually kind of like it. I’ve gotten a lot of criticism on the beard however I’ve also gotten a lot of positive feedback on it. I thought doing a poll would be a good way to see what the consensus is. If you know me, then you know I’m going to do what I want anyways, but I’m still interested to hear the voice of the masses.
Donald George Mills: A Family & American Hero
Posted by Versa Dave in Versa Life on March 17, 2011
February 17th, 2011, one month ago, marked the 10th anniversary of the death of my grandfather Donald George Mills. To this today, his satirical wit and dashing personality are missed by all. He was a man who left an indelible mark on my heart and in the lives of so many. My brother, Jeremy Mills, recently collected up many of the photos that my grandfather had taken and saved from World War II. Up until now, they were known only to family members and treasured deeply. Jeremy has opened the vault and is sharing with the world the secrets that have been buried in a grave longer than his own death. Please take time to view the photos and let them sink in so you can capture the essence of the time and the reality of the events. Jeremy has purposely removed those photos that exhibit a graphic nature, but believe me when I tell you that even as a grown man I am slightly sickened by those images. The second link will take you to the follow-up blog post that Jeremy wrote regarding my grandfather and his life. Allow it to move you.
Blog post about Donald George Mills
Never Forget.
Why I Won’t Be Buying An iPad2
Posted by Versa Dave in Geekdom on March 6, 2011
There are fewer things in this world that get my heart racing as much as my children and a special announcement from Steve Jobs. Like an excited Ralphie Parker waiting at the store window for a glimpse of the Red Ryder Carbine-Action 200 shot Range Model Air Rifle, I had been watching the interwebz like a hawk and listening to my sources long before the announcement on March 2nd. And because I listened, I wasn’t glued to the live updates of such iconic tech weblogs as Engadget or Gizmodo.
No, I had decided long before the Cupertino clock struck 10 that I would be sitting pretty with my 1st gen iPad just fine until such time that my desires were fulfilled. “What more could you want out of a tablet” you ask? Funny you should ask that.
Not that I need to review the list, but I’m going to anyways:
- Faster processor: dual core A5 chip – I’m sure it’s gonna be fast as hell and I’ll love it
- Dual Cameras: 1 on the front (VGA) and 1 on the back (5MP and 720p) – Yeah so, this was definitely on my bucket list
- Faster Graphics: I don’t have much to say on this one
- HDMI Output: This wasn’t a deal breaker
- New Design: 33% thinner, new audio grille, new colors and new cover – While these are all cool little things we look for, the new cover is what really grabbed my eye.
- iOS 4.3
Again, all of these updates and enhancements are good for the bottom line and will keep Apple in the tablet warfare (altho Android fans will disagree that these improvements hold a candle to devices like the Xoom), but at the end of the day…I just wanted more.
Things like the HDMI output and newer design, I could have been fine without, but dual cameras, faster processor and iOS 4.3 need to be on the list. Problem is, that list had a few more items. Some lists can be compromised on: “Yeah, I’ll take 2, 3, 5 and 6, but I don’t really need 1 and 4″…well, it doesn’t work that way in this case. Especially when I hear from reliable sources that the…wait for it….iPad3 (insert shock music)…is coming out in the fall. What?? 6 months later we’re getting a new iPad? Believe it folks. It’s a veritable smorgasbord of economic and business justifications, but the number 1 reason…they gotta contend. Apple rode on the top of that tablet wave for a solid 6 months with no competition. Now, they’ve not only got competition, they’ve got devices that could kick the ever-lovin’ snot out of the iPad1.
What do I want? It’s easy…everything up top, plus the below:
- Retina display: this will no doubt bring a completely new design as well, again
- Thunderbolt AND card reader: seriously Apple, please don’t expect me to transfer data with that dongle
- 4G: this is more or less a desire but not a requirement
- Flash: I realize you have security issues with Adobe’s popular web content platform, but you need to round up all your geniuses and figure this one out. Just because you want to lock stuff down and force people to use the App store doesn’t mean you can’t open the door just a little bit…it’s a give and take relationship.
So there you go. You most likely think I’m crazy, but like I’ve thought with everyone else whoever told me that…I don’t care.











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